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emerald-dreamers:

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dortios:

bill u fuckin troll

Damn it, Bill….

Hahahahhaa. Literately laughed too hard

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rumour:

HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM YOU JUST WANT TO LIKE BE WITH THEM AND BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THEM AND KISS THEM AND HOLD HANDS WITH THEM LIKE YOU DONT EVEN THINK OF THEM SEXUALLY

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valerieparker:

snapeschristmaslist:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

Wait wait wait

so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

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I’m done.

*sobs*

And when she predicted harry’s death she was really just misreading the omens and actually predicting voldemort’s death by accident

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relahvant:

this guy in front of me on the train was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and when he hung up I saw the contact was called “happiness” if that’s not cute idk what is

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lehroi:

my daughter did this


do-raymi:

There are so many different levels of cute. Its like
1. I want to pinch your cheeks cute.
2. Angels sing wherever you go cute.
3. I want to bend you over and frick frack you so hard that we both spend the night repenting our sins to our holy father. Cute.

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theyjudgemeanyway:

allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

That one hurt.



megadelicious:

catsbeaversandducks:

Faith in Humanity Restored

Blind dog rescue: Fiona - Video

actually crying. dogs are my favorite beings.

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sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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Come along and go long with me, wonder with me yo, its al for free.

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